Dear future me…
There are lots of things that u’ve regretted in your past life..I’m here to help you and guide you to prevent unwanted things that might happen in the future.. u see,, experience is a great teacher.. this list I made out of epiphanies that I have.. so here are the few things that you should remember NOT to do OR DO in the future :
1. DO NOT FALL OVER SAME THING SO EASYLY U STUPID BITCH!
2. DO NOT DATE LOSERS.
3. DO NOT ABANDON YOUR FAMILY OVER SOME ASSHOLE YOU’RE DATING. IF HE WON’T UNDERSTAND THAT IT’S HIS LOST.
4. LISTEN..LISTEN AGAIN..LISTEN TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHEN THEY SAY THAT YOU’RE DATING A DEUCEBAG, CAUSE , IN THE END THEY’RE RIGHT. AND YOU’LL FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE JERK.
5. DO NOT CRY IN FRONT OF A GUY. (It makes you look weak and stupid)
6. DO NOT DATE A YOUNGER GUY, EVER AGAIN!
7. DO NOT LOVE SOMEONE 100%..( Unless he’s Mr.right..huh who the fuck am I kidding..DO NOT LOVE 100%)
8. DO NOT TRUST SOMEONE 100% (If you still have a trust issue in the future,, blame that stupid bastard!)
9. HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR YOURSELF..( you deserve some bitch!)
10. WATCH OUT FOR SEX PREDATORS! THOSE PERVERTS DESERVE TO DIE!
11. STAY AWAY FROM A POSSESSIVE TURD. ( IF YOU DATING ONE,, CALL IT QUIT AT ONCE AND NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN..U’RE A FUCKING HUMAN BEING.. NOT HIS POSSESSION )
12. WHEN A GUY SAYS THE “L” WORD AND THEN TRY TO HAVE SOME W/ YOU..KICK HIM IN THE NUTS TILL HIS BRAIN’S OUT!
12. DO NOT GIVE UP YOUR DREAM OVER TEMPORARY THINGS. THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.
13. ALWAYS TAKE THE HIGHROAD..DO NOT LISTEN TO TRASH PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT.
14. REMEMBER WHAT MIKE SAID, ” NON TRADITIONAL ROUTE”
That’s it for now..I’m waiting for more epiphanies..
I attempt to share my stories with anyone who listen I created this blog.. Cuentos de Bie ..or in english Bie’s stories..
I’m not a good writer but I don’t say i’m a bad one either..so please be gentle with me..LOL.
This is my first post..I hope in times that will be plenty more stories..